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“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.”
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“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they’re ok, then it’s you.”
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“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.”
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“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”
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“Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?”
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“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
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“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you’ll die of a misprint.”
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“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.”
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‘Classic’ – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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“Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.”
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“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.”
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“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
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“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
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“I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.”
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“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
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“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
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“The difference between genius and stupidity is: genius has its limits.”
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“I’m not afraid of death; I just don’t want to be there when it happens.”
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“Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away.”
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“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.”
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