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Funny quotes
“Many people don’t know this, but you can read something you disagree with on the internet and just move on with your life.”
“A friend is someone who listens to your bullshit, tells you that it’s bullshit and then listens to more of your bullshit.”
“BITCHCRAFT: The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth.”
“You know what I like about people? Their Dogs.”
“History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.”
“Usually I’m remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn’t end in y.”
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.”
“If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.”
“You know, one of the tragedies of real life is that there is no background music.”
“Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.”
“I was asked once, ‘you’re a smart man, why aren’t you rich? I replied ‘you’re a rich man, why aren’t you smart?”
“My ambition is handicapped by laziness.”
“I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.”
“Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.”
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
“You wouldn’t worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do.”
“My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”
“It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.”
“I am very interested and fascinated how everyone loves each other, but no one really likes each other.”