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Here's all you have to know about men and women - women are crazy

Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked.

The planet is fine. The people are fucked

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.

The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose

That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.

That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it

I could never understand ethnic or national pride. Because to me, pride should be reserved for something you achieve

I could never understand ethnic or national pride. Because to me, pride should be reserved for something you achieve or attain on your own, not something that happens by accident of birth. Being Irish isn’t a skill, it’s a fucking genetic accident. You wouldn’t say “I’m proud to be 5’11”. I’m proud to have a predisposition for colon cancer.” So why the fuck would you be proud to be Irish, or proud to be Italian, or American or anything?

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