“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
Category Archives: George Carlin
George Carlin quotes
“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”
“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
“That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
“I could never understand ethnic or national pride. Because to me, pride should be reserved for something you achieve or attain on your own, not something that happens by accident of birth. Being Irish isn’t a skill, it’s a fucking genetic accident. You wouldn’t say “I’m proud to be 5’11”.