Category: Funny quotes

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian

Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity

SARCASM the body’s natural defense against stupidity

It’s so funny how friends forget us when they don’t need any more favors

Push will get a person almost anywhere- except through a door marked pull

You never run out of chances until you stop taking them

I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem

I miss the old days where if you liked someone, all you had to do

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you

The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people

That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it