“I don’t get upset if people think I’m crazy. If you go to a mental hospital and someone calls you a name, would you get upset? Of course not. Well, that’s the way I think about the world. They don’t know any better.”
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“They didn’t agree on much. In fact, they didn’t agree on anything. They fought all the time and challenged each other ever day. But despite their differences, they had one important thing in common. They were crazy about each other.”
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“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
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“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war,
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“I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.”
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“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they’re ok, then it’s you.”
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“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”
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“Wait for someone who keeps you sane, but also drives you crazy in all the right ways.”
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“You make me laugh. You make me smile. You’re smart. You’re different. You’re sometimes awkward and a little crazy, but that’s why I love you and can never forget about you.”
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“The thing about smart people is that they seem like crazy people to dumb people.”