“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir…mighty scarce.”
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“Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.”
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“Experience is merely the name men gave to their mistakes.”
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“Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
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“Some women choose to follow men, and some women choose to follow their dreams. If you’re wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you that it doesn’t love you anymore.”
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“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.”
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“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
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“We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.”