Category: Funny quotes

Add a little confetti to each day

Many people don’t know this, but you can read something you disagree with

A friend is someone who listens to your bullshit, tells you that it’s bullshit

BITCHCRAFT: The art of pissing people off by telling them the truth

You know what I like about people? Their Dogs

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it

Usually I’m remarkably good natured. Try me on a day that doesn’t end in y

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go

If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf

You know, one of the tragedies of real life is that there is no background music

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something

I was asked once, ‘you’re a smart man, why aren’t you rich

My ambition is handicapped by laziness

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train

Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city

You wouldn’t worry so much about what others think of you if you realized how seldom they do

My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best

It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept

I am very interested and fascinated how everyone loves each other