Share Home > Author Quotes > H.N. Turteltaub > If you were half as funny as you think you are, you’d be twice as funny “If you were half as funny as you think you are, you’d be twice as funny as you really are.” ~H.N. Turteltaub Tags: funnyH.N. Turteltaubhalfthink Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happyWhenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie downI think a lot, but I don't say muchI have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call itI don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem SCAN THIS QR CODE WITH YOUR PHONE