Share Home > Author Quotes > H.N. Turteltaub > If you were half as funny as you think you are, you’d be twice as… “If you were half as funny as you think you are, you’d be twice as funny as you really are.” ~H.N. Turteltaub Tags: funnyH.N. Turteltaubhalfthink If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill youI think a lot, but I don't say muchThink left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinksAccept who you are. Unless you're a serial killerNever put off till tomorrow what may be done day after SCAN THIS QR CODE WITH YOUR PHONE