Share Home > Author Quotes > Mark Twain > Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress “Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.” ~Mark Twain Tags: CongressfunnyidiotMark Twainmember of Congresspoliticsreaderrepeatsuppose If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thingGive a girl the right shoes, and she can conquer the worldIf you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anythingI am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a singleBeauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary SCAN THIS QR CODE WITH YOUR PHONE