Share “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Share “Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car.”
Share “It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it.”
Share “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”
Share “I miss the old days where if you liked someone, all you had to do was chase them around the playground.”