“I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
Sweetie, if you're going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty
You get a little moody sometimes but I think that's because you like
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something
It’s so funny how friends forget us when they don't need any more favors
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you